08 September 2008

I Didn't Know Douchebags Can Speak

Last night at the MTV (a division of the radical left media giant - VIACOM) Video Music Awards (VMAs), its host - Russel Brand (who?!?!) mad the following statement:
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BRAND: “Now, as a representative of the global community
and a visitor from abroad, I don’t want to come across a little bit
biased, but could I please ask of you people of America, to PLEASE
ELECT BARACK OBAMA. Please! On behalf of the world. (Camera pans to
singers Chris Brown and Britney Spears applauding and cheering.) Some
people, I think they’re called racists, say that America is not ready
for a black president. But I know America to be a forward-thinking
country, right. Because, otherwise, you know, would you have let that
retarded cowboy fellow be president for eight years?

We were very impressed. It was nice of you to let him have a go.
Because in England, George Bush wouldn’t be trusted with a pair of
scissors.

I am obliged by broadcasting law to show some balance in this
situation, which means, uh, the Republicans might be alright. Sarah
Palin. She’s a VILF! A vice president I’d like to…fumble, fondle, I
dunno. I do feel a little bit sorry for her daughter, getting pregnant,
poor kid. Is it a boy? Is it a girl? It’s a P.R. stunt. Come on. Be
honest.

And I feel most sorry for that poor teenaged father. Boy. One
minute, he’s just a teenaged lad in Alaska having joyful, unprotected
sex. And the next minute: Get to the Republican convention. I think
that is the best safe sex message of all time. Use a condom or become
Republican! …That boy will spend the rest of his life masturbating
while wearing a condom…

…New music, new president, and brand new America. And you people
deserve it after eight years of Bush. I promise you, you deserve it…"

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Who in the blue hell does he think he is? He is NOT a citizen of the United States, and as I mentioned in another post regarding Neil Young, his opinion is totally irrelevant.

Hey Russel, go stick a tampon in it, you puss!!



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